Only 950 copies of her LK soundtrack sold in UK. SHE'S DONE!

Our long national nightmare known as the Hagiography of Beyonce Knowles Carter is finally over. She's flopping in ways the girls her fans drag in her name never have. Oh, but she's the greatest since Michael Jackson, right? In fact, she's better, right? And this is just more proof that those Tidal numbers were bullshit. They were lying and cooking the books to prop her up for years. I guarantee her next studio album won't even cross 125,000 in first week pure sales. Beyonce has always been a paper tiger and a fake and so are her stans since they clearly aren't even buying her products anymore.

What a joyous day. The whole Lion King era has been a mess for her, from not selling to not charting. It's awesome and couldn't happen to a more deserving "artist" and fan base. I'm going to enjoy this. Discuss, folks! LOL