An All-New Low for King Coon - Barneys Fiasco, Pt. 2

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This is just a bad joke, Here's what I think is happening. Either one of two things.

1. This is a genius marketing trick. It's an illusion, what they really wanted to sell was a $70 t shirt. But how do you make people want something like a T shirt? attach an ideal to it. Make it part of a very exclusive, very expensive collection. The reason people like expensive clothes is that they makes a statement about them. The clothes can be ugly or cheaply made but if other people recognise them as being "from that super expensive line" then mission accomplished. So all those other things were probably made in a very small quantity because they probably don't expect many people to buy them. But they hope there are enough fools to spend $70 on a cheaply made tshirt just because it belongs to some exclusive range.

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2. Someone in marketing and sales has let their cocaine habit get out of hand. Jay-z appeals only to the people who he used to be like. And those people don't have Barney kinda money. You're not going to find a white milionaire CEO's wife looking at Jay z's ugly mug and wanting to attach her husband and by extension herself to that. Not even for a cheap stocking filler. These people wear and use old established brands Chanel, Dior, Dolce, Armani. And other even more exclusive brands that have a select client list which does not include celebrities. None of them are checking for Jay Z.

I have so many questions. Yes, I am a conspiracy type, stay with me and let me explain.
1. Exactly WHY were the 2 shoppers stopped? Were they acting suspiciously? Did their credit cards fail? If they used cash was the money covered with blood spots? Barneys denied that it was their employes that reported them, blaming it on the NYPD. So the NYPD just stopped 2 shoppers at random, because they were black? This is New York, we have 1000 brothers and sistas that make big bucks and shop at Barneys without problems. And how convenient that this profiling occurred 2-3 days before JayZ's launch. I could be wrong but I smell setup/shakedown. What if JayZ paid these two to act all crazy and be singled out, on purpose, for suspension? He don't care about us being profiled unless he can make money from it. So now he goes from 10% to 100%, from barneys, for his (lol) charity? Why did barneys cancel the party? A bad move for the people that would buy this overpriced stuff and like JayZ. This would make them look worse to us, cementing our "belief" that SWB at barneys is not allowed. Did they find out something? Business is in business to make money, green is the only color. What's even crazier to me is jay's need to throw his own party? Maybe I'm crazy but J always reminds me of a con artist. I'm just waiting for all those athletes, that signed with j, that most of that money ain't going in their pockets but his.