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Post by belladonna1983 on Jan 23, 2014 14:12:33 GMT
Post your most cringeworthy Beyonce sayings, moments, and pictures!! This oughta generate some GREAT laughs!!!
Mine:The Line from Suga Momma "Damn that was so good, I wanna buy him a shawt set"Elle, McRealson posted a gif a few days ago of her dancing all up on Camel, and both of them look lame as hell (please repost) ANY picture of Beyonce trying to look "ratchet" or "hard" by sneering, pullin her lips up and all (someone please post one, there are a few already here)   
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Post by belladonna1983 on Jan 23, 2014 14:13:07 GMT
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Post by belladonna1983 on Jan 23, 2014 14:43:30 GMT
Oh damn, how could I forget.........practically EVERY word from start to finish, on Drunk In Love.
How does anyone like this song?? The only thing cool is the beat, and maybe just the few lines where she simply sings "drunk in love".....other than that, this song is sooooo cringeworthy, number one because its in dedication to Camel...number two because it is NOT sung in the way that suits Beyonce's music style (Rhianna would have killed this song)......and as a grown woman I just couldnt imagine using this song to get myself in the mood for my man. I'd feel dumb and stupid, like her.
Let's be clear, I ABHOR the whole ENTIRE song, but the parts in bold I really hate, and the parts in red, I REALLY REALLY HATE. The ninjas denote that I wanna kick her ass at that point. I had to laugh at my own self as I did this...I've been drinking, I've been drinking I get filthy when that liquor get into me  I've been thinking, I've been thinking Why can't I keep my fingers off it, baby? I want you, na na Why can't I keep my fingers off it, baby? I want you, na na [Verse 1: Beyoncé] Cigars on ice, cigars on ice Feeling like an animal with these cameras all in my grill Flashing lights, flashing lights You got me faded, faded, faded Baby, I want you, na na Can't keep your eyes off my fatty Daddy, I want you, na na Drunk in love, I want you [Hook: Beyoncé] We woke up in the kitchen saying,
"How the hell did this shit happen?"
Oh baby , drunk in love we be all night Last thing I remember is our beautiful bodies grinding up in the club Drunk in love [Bridge: Beyoncé] We be all night, love, love
We be all night, love, love [Verse 2: Beyoncé] We be all night,
And everything alright
No complaints from my body, so fluorescent under these lights
Boy, I'm drinking,
Park it in my lot 7-11
I'm rubbing on it, rub-rubbing, if you scared, call that reverend
Boy, I'm drinking, get my brain right
Armand de brignac, gangster wife
Louie sheets, he sweat it out like wash rags he wear it out
Boy, I'm drinking, I'm singing on the mic to my boy toys
Then I fill the tub up halfway then ride it with my surfboard, surfboard, surfboard
Graining on that wood, graining, graining on that wood
I'm swerving on that, swerving, swerving on that big body
Been serving all this, swerve, surfing all in this good, good  [Hook] [Bridge] [Verse 3: Jay-Z] (I'm nice right now)
Hold up
That D'USSÉ is the shit if I do say so myself
If I do say so myself, if I do say so myself
Hold up,
Stumbled all in the house time to back up all of that mouth
That you had all in the car, talking 'bout you the baddest bitch thus far
Talking 'bout you be repping that third, I wanna see all the shit that I heard
Know I sling Clint Eastwood, hope you can handle this curve
Foreplay in the foyer, fucked up my Warhol
Slip the panties right to the side
Ain't got the time to take draws off, on site
Catch a charge I might, beat the box up like Mike
In '97 I bite, I'm Ike, Turner, turn up
Baby no I don't play, now eat the cake, Anna Mae
Said, "Eat the cake, Anna Mae!"
I'm nice, for y'all to reach these heights you gonna need G3
4, 5, 6 flights, sleep tight
We sex again in the morning, your breastases is my breakfast 
We going in, we be all night [Bridge] [Verse 4: Beyoncé] Never tired, never tired I been sipping, that's the only thing that's keeping me on fire, me on fire Didn't mean to spill that liquor all on my attire I've been drinking watermelon I want your body right here, daddy I want you, right now
Can't keep your eyes off my fatty
Daddy I want you [Bridge]
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Post by eljjai on Jan 23, 2014 15:29:48 GMT
 I cringe so hard. especially on behalf of that camel.  Not the one with all the fabric but the one on the bottom. In fact that whole video makes me blush for them.  The uncropped version of this one where she gaps her legs open whilst chewing gum and patting her weave. This is the essence of Beyonce.  Full Blown Tranny Mode. As for words actually uttered by her.. my gosh we would be here forever |
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Post by belladonna1983 on Jan 23, 2014 17:06:22 GMT
HAHAHA GOOD ONES!
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Post by belladonna1983 on Jan 23, 2014 17:11:17 GMT
Yes, Eljjai, the Drunk in Love SONG is bad enough, without the corny ass, try hard dancing and stunting in the video!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by rocky on Jan 23, 2014 19:31:33 GMT
the partition song
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Post by Guest XXX on Jan 23, 2014 23:28:42 GMT
That Drunk in Love, song and video is garbage. The whole thing made these senior citizens look like two try hards trying to desperately prove to the world why they should remain in the "cool club" with all the cool kids. And it sure didn't help that this song and video had Rihanna written all over it. Which is who I think of every time I hear this garbage and the thing is... I think Rihanna would have done a better job and made this a hit without all the trickery Beyonce used to make money from it. Rih would have added her flavor to that song and wouldn't have had to force people to buy her entire album for one song. I'm also thinking this was one of the songs Rih rejected that ended up in Beywitch's hands. I also think Rihanna would have said "surfboard", instead of how Bey's dumb ass calls it, "surfboardT!" SURFBOARDT, REALLY Beyonce? Where the hell does the T come in? Maybe her stans know and could fill me in. After all birds of feather... Water seeks it's own level. *sigh*
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Post by eljjai on Jan 24, 2014 16:36:22 GMT
SHe's literally been slinging her cooch for a decade.  |
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Post by belladonna1983 on Jan 24, 2014 19:33:00 GMT
SHe's literally been slinging her cooch for a decade. This is truly terrible |
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Post by Heidi on Jan 24, 2014 20:23:52 GMT
That Drunk in Love, song and video is garbage. The whole thing made these senior citizens look like two try hards trying to desperately prove to the world why they should remain in the "cool club" with all the cool kids. And it sure didn't help that this song and video had Rihanna written all over it. Which is who I think of every time I hear this garbage and the thing is... I think Rihanna would have done a better job and made this a hit without all the trickery Beyonce used to make money from it. Rih would have added her flavor to that song and wouldn't have had to force people to buy her entire album for one song. I'm also thinking this was one of the songs Rih rejected that ended up in Beywitch's hands. I also think Rihanna would have said "surfboard", instead of how Bey's dumb ass calls it, "surfboardT!" SURFBOARDT, REALLY Beyonce? Where the hell does the T come in? Maybe her stans know and could fill me in. After all birds of feather... Water seeks it's own level. *sigh* Rihanna's "it girl" image is coming to a close...she has nothing more to give...she sings with an echo and auto tune on her mic...her days are numbered too...we've heard all of her vocal ranges, we've seen her mostly nude,smoking drugs,what more can Ri offer? Nothing is the answer....she had some good music put out though,thanks to her song writers and her manager,and auto tune.....I think Beyonce did that song justice. Rihanna may have done this song justice,but we will never know. |
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Post by belladonna1983 on Jan 24, 2014 20:30:22 GMT
That Drunk in Love, song and video is garbage. The whole thing made these senior citizens look like two try hards trying to desperately prove to the world why they should remain in the "cool club" with all the cool kids. And it sure didn't help that this song and video had Rihanna written all over it. Which is who I think of every time I hear this garbage and the thing is... I think Rihanna would have done a better job and made this a hit without all the trickery Beyonce used to make money from it. Rih would have added her flavor to that song and wouldn't have had to force people to buy her entire album for one song. I'm also thinking this was one of the songs Rih rejected that ended up in Beywitch's hands. I also think Rihanna would have said "surfboard", instead of how Bey's dumb ass calls it, "surfboardT!" SURFBOARDT, REALLY Beyonce? Where the hell does the T come in? Maybe her stans know and could fill me in. After all birds of feather... Water seeks it's own level. *sigh* Rihanna's "it girl" image is coming to a close...she has nothing more to give...she sings with an echo and auto tune on her mic...her days are numbered too...we've heard all of her vocal ranges, we've seen her mostly nude,smoking drugs,what more can Ri offer? Nothing is the answer....she had some good music put out though,thanks to her song writers and her manager,and auto tune.....I think Beyonce did that song justice. Rihanna may have done this song justice,but we will never know. Hmmm, I dunno....I kinda agree with you on some points, but honestly I think Rhi has some more to give. Reason I say that, is because she's versatile, and most of all - People really do enjoy her music! As long as she keeps dropping those singles, she'll stay relevant. She has a good ear for music. As for Beyonce, ugh, I cant agree that she gave that song justice. She sounds sooooo corny and out of her element... |
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Post by shanaelmsford on Jan 24, 2014 22:53:52 GMT
I also think Rihanna would have said "surfboard", instead of how Bey's dumb ass calls it, "surfboardT!" SURFBOARDT, REALLY Beyonce? Where the hell does the T come in? On one of the forums where I post some of the members have a running joke that involves adding the letter "t" or emphasizing the letter"t". It started when someone mentioned that some of her acquaintances do it when they're trying to enunciate. So for example, the word "honey" becomes "hontey" (also spelled "hunty") and the word "good" becomes "goodT". Abunch of people thought it was funny and now they use add "t" to their regular convos on the forum. I don't know if that has anything to do with Beysic and her surfboardt but that's what it reminds me of. |
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Post by Elle McRealson on Jan 25, 2014 1:54:17 GMT
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Post by Elle McRealson on Jan 25, 2014 1:57:25 GMT
I also think Rihanna would have said "surfboard", instead of how Bey's dumb ass calls it, "surfboardT!" SURFBOARDT, REALLY Beyonce? Where the hell does the T come in? On one of the forums where I post some of the members have a running joke that involves adding the letter "t" or emphasizing the letter"t". It started when someone mentioned that some of her acquaintances do it when they're trying to enunciate. So for example, the word "honey" becomes "hontey" (also spelled "hunty") and the word "good" becomes "goodT". Abunch of people thought it was funny and now they use add "t" to their regular convos on the forum. I don't know if that has anything to do with Beysic and her surfboardt but that's what it reminds me of. LOL...I thought about your comment when I came across this looking for the gifs I posted   |
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Post by quianaj11 on Jan 25, 2014 2:16:57 GMT
Lord have mercy and I never watch or heard of this mess, and I am not going to either damn this woman looks drink out of her mind.
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Post by pikqa babi on Jan 25, 2014 5:30:44 GMT
Post your most cringeworthy Beyonce sayings, moments, and pictures!! This oughta generate some GREAT laughs!!!
Mine:The Line from Suga Momma "Damn that was so good, I wanna buy him a shawt set"Elle, McRealson posted a gif a few days ago of her dancing all up on Camel, and both of them look lame as hell (please repost) ANY picture of Beyonce trying to look "ratchet" or "hard" by sneering, pullin her lips up and all (someone please post one, there are a few already here) View AttachmentView AttachmentView Attachment belladonna1983 tell me if she is wearing fangs on the third pic. |
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Post by belladonna1983 on Jan 25, 2014 9:28:30 GMT
Post your most cringeworthy Beyonce sayings, moments, and pictures!! This oughta generate some GREAT laughs!!!
Mine:The Line from Suga Momma "Damn that was so good, I wanna buy him a shawt set"Elle, McRealson posted a gif a few days ago of her dancing all up on Camel, and both of them look lame as hell (please repost) ANY picture of Beyonce trying to look "ratchet" or "hard" by sneering, pullin her lips up and all (someone please post one, there are a few already here) View AttachmentView AttachmentView Attachment belladonna1983 tell me if she is wearing fangs on the third pic. Sadly. Yes. |
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Post by belladonna1983 on Jan 25, 2014 15:08:59 GMT
That third one down, with her against the wall........that is SO embarassing!!!!! Especially in retrospect when she's over this phase. The bad thing is you can't take things like that back. |
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Post by Elle McRealson on Jan 25, 2014 19:58:11 GMT
^^^And why wait until she became a mother to become hyper sexual??? Why wait until she has a daughter to start putting those kinds of images out there?  |
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Post by Elle McRealson on Jan 25, 2014 20:17:18 GMT
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Post by eljjai on Jan 26, 2014 5:54:46 GMT
^^^^ You are right. All the other Beyonce's are modest in comparison. Poor thing. the wheels came off long ago.
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. "Yonce all on his mouth like liquor" 
