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Corny Chronicles Continue.... Sept 15, 2014 19:11:12 GMT Elle McRealson and giftofdiscernment like this

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Post by belladonna1983 on Sept 15, 2014 19:11:12 GMT

I swear, these people NEVER stop.....

www.rollingstone.com/music/videos/see-beyonce-and-jay-zs-bonnie-and-clyde-like-bang-bang-film-20140915

They're really ridiculous.

Did they NOT already release one "epic" OTR movie short, already? Did they not notice that no one really cared in the long run??

You know what WOULD be epic? Release that elevator reenactment, WITH AUDIO!

THAT would be epic!

NOOOOOO ONE (except haters and stans) CARES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Check out the comments for a good laugh!

www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/beyonce-jay-z-release-short-film-amidst-pregnancy-rumors-watch-2014159

**Notice in the comments, that MR is all up in it as usual!

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Corny Chronicles Continue.... Sept 15, 2014 19:31:14 GMT

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Post by belladonna1983 on Sept 15, 2014 19:31:14 GMT

Since I know most of us (including me) aren't going to bother to even watch this tripe, I'll just post this synopsis.

My god, are these people 16 years old?

Jay Z proved he was still Crazy In Love with wife Beyoncé by tenderly kissing her neck in the first part of their Bang Bang trilogy on storytelling site Nowness.

The Tarantino-esque video - helmed by Dikayl Rimmasch - premiered early Monday and featured artsy glimpses of the Drunk In Love pair playing gun-toting outlaws.

The 33-year-old pop diva and the 44-year-old rap mogul drive around a California desert in a 1960s Pontiac GTO shooting at mailboxes.

They stop at a diner where Beyoncé rocks Brigitte Bardot-style locks and her beau - born Shawn Carter - puffs on a cigar before putting it out on a man's hamburger.

The film has no dialogue, but the Partition hitmaker is seen writhing on a bed in her On the Run Tour fishnet mask and a revealing crop-top.

The instrumental opening of Nancy Sinatra's 1966 cover of Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down) could be heard as Queen Bey also glimmered in a sequin gown.

Bey and Jay - who've amassed a combined 36 Grammys - also playfully peek at each other through her coiled-up paper telescope.

www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2755893/Jay-Z-proves-hes-Crazy-In-Love-wife-Beyonce-tenderly-kissing-neck-teaser-Nowness-video.html

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Corny Chronicles Continue.... Sept 18, 2014 18:38:12 GMT

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Post by Elle McRealson on Sept 18, 2014 18:38:12 GMT

Sept 15, 2014 19:31:14 GMT belladonna1983 said:

Since I know most of us (including me) aren't going to bother to even watch this tripe, I'll just post this synopsis.

My god, are these people 16 years old?

Jay Z proved he was still Crazy In Love with wife Beyoncé by tenderly kissing her neck in the first part of their Bang Bang trilogy on storytelling site Nowness.

The Tarantino-esque video - helmed by Dikayl Rimmasch - premiered early Monday and featured artsy glimpses of the Drunk In Love pair playing gun-toting outlaws.

The 33-year-old pop diva and the 44-year-old rap mogul drive around a California desert in a 1960s Pontiac GTO shooting at mailboxes.

They stop at a diner where Beyoncé rocks Brigitte Bardot-style locks and her beau - born Shawn Carter - puffs on a cigar before putting it out on a man's hamburger.

The film has no dialogue, but the Partition hitmaker is seen writhing on a bed in her On the Run Tour fishnet mask and a revealing crop-top.

The instrumental opening of Nancy Sinatra's 1966 cover of Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down) could be heard as Queen Bey also glimmered in a sequin gown.

Bey and Jay - who've amassed a combined 36 Grammys - also playfully peek at each other through her coiled-up paper telescope.

www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2755893/Jay-Z-proves-hes-Crazy-In-Love-wife-Beyonce-tenderly-kissing-neck-teaser-Nowness-video.html

Thanks for the break down! This act is so tired....

Know the world in yourself. Never look for yourself in the world, for this would be to project your illusion

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