Who U Tryin' to Fool?

I was on DListed and came across a comment that,  and although it's laced
with sarcasm from start to finish, it echos how many of us feel about
Bey on this forum, as well as, on our sister blog.  I thought this
comment was so on point that it deserved it's own thread.  I cracked up
and thought you all might want a good laugh as well.  Evidently the
booty is no longer distracting folks from the truth.  LOOL!
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"That song was fucking terrible.

So
apparently Beyonce just had a song leaked called, "Ring Off" and it's
about a crumbling marriage due to infidelity. But don't worry guys, it's
totes not about her because she said so! We are all just cray cray
because it has to do with her mom and dad. It absolutely isn't banking
off the incessant rumors about her and Joe Camel's relationship. She
totally isn't stunting and creating controversy because she doesn't do
that guys, come on now. It's just coincidental like every other aspect
of her life. So even though you totally may think it's about her, it's
not - she just decided to release a song about her fucking mom at this
moment in time. And don't you for one second EVEN think that it was to
generate more buzz about this album, because that's incredibly stupid of
you to think. Beyonce isn't a basic, transparent bitch and you should
all recognize that she IS the motherfucking 'rillest."
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Bwhahahaha!!!

Family,
when I tell you I hollered...I hollered and literally was
ROTFLM(real)AO. My poor children and hubby thought I was losing my damn
mind. And I don't know what was funnier to me. The fact that this
comment was on point or the fact that more people have caught on and and
got this heffa's number. That comment alone got so many likes and that
tells me what we all have been saying and noticing this whole time
about this woman is FINALLY being realized by others. Yes, it has taken
them forever but it's here. Family, We've been called jealous, haters,
darkies, broke welfare hoe's and ganged up on by Bey's Dumble Bees
(thanks RWS for that name). There was no such thing as trying to
explain anything about Beyonce to one of her Dumble Bees. So we had
nothing to do with this change that's happening. Beyonce brought all of
this on herself. Like the old folks say... Give'em enough rope and one
day they'll hang themselves. LOOL!